NOT TONIGHT, JERRY. YOU SMELL LIKE A DISTILLERY.
NOT TONIGHT, JERRY. YOU SMELL LIKE A DISTILLERY.
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(Source: eyeonspringfield)
TUPAC FUCKING SHAKUR JUST BOUGHT A CAN OF ARIZONA ICED TEA AT WALGREEN’S AND THEN VANISHED IN A FLASH OF LIGHT! I’M NOT ON DRUGS! I SWEAR I SAW IT!
CALM DOWN, TED. HE’S BEEN AROUND ALL WEEK. I WATCHED HIM PLAY BASKETBALL IN THE PARK FOR LIKE, TWO HOURS ON WEDNESDAY.
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